An Open Letter to the Person Who Gave My Child Pink Slime

You ought to have paid more attention the last time the kids and I forced you to watch Ghostbusters. Had you done so, perhaps the pestilence that has infested our household could have been averted. Sadly, my love, I fear it is now too late. Certainly, the suede recliner where I rock your infant son … Continue reading An Open Letter to the Person Who Gave My Child Pink Slime