I’m 100% made in China. And like everything else made in China, I’m a little… defective. You see, I don’t know how to hold my chopsticks properly. In fact, it’s not just me, but my entire generation - all of us born in China in the 80s. I can always tell which Chinese person at Din Tai Fung grew up in China versus those raised in America by how they hold their chopsticks. Don’t believe me? Listen, chopstick wrappers in

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Marie Laguerre was walking past a bistro when a man on the street began shouting obscenities at her. She told him to shut up. He walked up to a table at the bistro, grabbed an ashtray and threw it at her. Luckily, his aim was as bad as his respect of boundaries, so it didn’t hit her. The man then approached her and slapped her, knocking her off balance. It was all captured by security cameras. The owner of the

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There are 20 students in my intermediate class, with twelve different native languages all trying to learn French. The word ‘Maladroit’ was used in a sentence and someone asked for the definition. The professor began to mime having difficultly holding a bottle of water and responded with “Ne pas être habite de ses mains.” which translates to ‘to not live with your hands’, as if that cleared everything up. We all stared at her confused as she exclaimed “Je suis

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Take home the perfect pictures guaranteed to instantly increase your Instagram followers and make your coworkers jealous or your money back! What's Included •     Tours and admissions — at no extra cost —  because we skip the lines! We won't actually go into these famous buildings because the lighting is much better outside. Makeup artists, hair stylists and wardrobe consultants are also available at an additional charge. Ask about our Vanity Package.* •     2 nights' accommodations in a photogenic, centrally

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