I know what you’re thinking: Adina has to go get a mammogram, and she’s likely pretty put off about it. I mean, who wants to get a mammogram? For starters, they're painful. Putting our girls between two sheets of glass and then having them pressed down flat like an orange in a juicer is a practice that would impress Torquemada, and surely must be forbidden by the Geneva Convention. Whenever I’m locked in that contraption, I keep hearing the ubiquitous

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Yes, I am a woman over 60! I've got all the sage advice you need right here, right now. 1. For 50+ years, a woman’s boobs hang midway between her shoulders and hips. Therefore, when spotting a woman with perky boobs, it is fine to think to yourself, “I wonder when hers will drop.” Just don’t say it out loud. 2. There is no such thing as too many vibrators. Variety, as you know, is the spice of climax. 3.

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Many medicines were created for a specific cure and were later found to be effective for other things. So why couldn’t the active ingredient in the chemotherapy medication, Taxol, be used to get rid of excess hair? I asked my oncologist. So, Doc, what do you think? It’s a good idea, right? While I was enjoying that magical moment without hair, I discovered that there are many other positive aspects of chemotherapy. Obviously besides the fact that it works to

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No matter the product, if I see the word “anti-wrinkle” or "wrinkle-free skin" on a package in the store, I’m going to buy it. One time, the product turned out to be a shampoo, but I didn’t care; I used it and justified buying it because it unwrinkled my hair. Over the years, with my continued use of anti-wrinkle skin products for wrinkle-free skin, I thought maybe I could see a difference, but it was ever so small; my eyes

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