Chamber of Commerce Monthly Newsletter: Due to the recent increase in reported robberies in our area and the growing popularity of the hashtag #OurStoreToo, the Chamber of Commerce has drafted a series of questions and suggestions to help store owners assess their level of risk and take preventative measures, so they can avoid getting robbed in the future. If your business has been affected by this recent uptick in crime, we can only imagine that having someone break into your

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Dear Sisters: Change is in the air. 300 of the most powerful women in Hollywood have created an organization to say that now, the moment has come, the clock has run out...Time's Up. They said it on January 1st, by buying an entire page in the New York Times with an open letter that started with "Dear Sisters". They did it by convincing participants at the Golden Globes to dress in black. They did it by collecting $ 13 million

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January 27, 2225. In this post-patriarchal society ruled by women, mansplaining has been outlawed since 2025. However, men continue to organize clandestine seminars to teach each other this ancient practice. Gentlemen, please sit down. We are all taking a risk being here today but sharing this piece of our male heritage is well worth it. Since last month's seminar was discovered and attendees were arrested; we have decided to gather in Paul's grandmother's basement. As long as you have followed

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