Dear Fellow Men of the Resistance, I write to warn you. Things are not going well on the front lines and there are many battles to be fought on all fronts. We must gird ourselves for the fight ahead. Given my rather high rank as jar-opener, I was able to eavesdrop today on a meeting of the Committee to Limit the Interference of Testosterone on Society. The seven-woman board unanimously, and without speaking over each other or interrupting once, reached

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We are the yin and yang, male and female who balance each other out – or at least in an ideal world we would. When we come together, we can create amazing things, and I’m not just talking about the orgasms, although they are a nice touch. But when things are out of balance between men and women, it’s like that out-of-balance patio table at your local cafe. You place your $7.00 latte on it and a wobble later it

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At the beginning of 2018, I decided to make a list of all the #MeToo moments I remembered from my life. That may not have been the most fun way to kick off the New Year, but I was determined to process those traumas once and for all. (I was very naïve.) Immediately after I finished my list, I had to go to therapy. Well, truthfully, I just cuddled with my dogs for three days, but with my health insurance,

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As the fallout from Prof. Christine Ford Blasey's accusation against Judicial Nominee Brett Kavanaugh unfolds like a sexist origami swan, the arguments Kavanaugh's defense take on the usual tried-and-tested forms. The first reaction--the immediate one --is that Prof. Blasey must be lying. She has all the signs of a liar, primarily the fact that she doesn’t possess a penis.  Then comes the recognition that even if she is saying some of the truth, she must be confused, after all women

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