This is Mrs. Carol Van Sant, long-time resident of Stepford, Connecticut, and dedicated wife to my precious husband, Mr. Ted Van Sant. You may have heard a little squawk about the Stepford community from those mean-spirited movies, suggesting that we Stepford wives are oppressed robots. My heavens! Don't pay any attention to those rumors. Anywho, I am here to speak out against something that has been plaguing the media recently. There is a hullabaloo about this Ocean's 8 movie and
Welcome back to everyone’s favorite gameshow Will they, won’t they… get together? This week’s contestants are former college roommates, Sarah and Jenny. Sarah ran into Jenny at the grocery store and suggested they meet up. Get ready for some extreme texting as these two women frantically try to find a time to hang out. - Hi, Jenny! What fun to run into you at Whole Foods! We should get together. - Hi Sarah! Yes, so great to see you. I’d love
According to DHS Secretary, Kirstjen Nielsen, because there are TVs and videogames, the detention of immigrant children can’t be considered abusive. It’s fun! Can’t you feel the joy coming from the kids sitting quietly on the floor in their airy rooms? Equally heartless, equally fake blonde, Laura Ingraham – who, by the way has a child she adopted from Guatemala without being roughed up or tossed in prison by ICE – insists the child prisons are just summer camps! Camp
My five children and I live in what I lovingly refer to as, the ghetto. It’s probably not as ghetto as some ghettos but it’s definitely very ghetto for Ottawa. It’s a community housing project that’s mainly inhabited by new immigrants, refugees, women who fled abuse (like me), people who were formerly homeless (like me too) or people who are on social assistance (like me three). I mean really, who needs to watch soap operas when you live in the ghetto?