I compiled a list of 20 preventative measures for men who have expressed their concerns about being falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment, or sexual misconduct. 1. Don’t put yourself in compromising situations. 2. Stay alert and aware at all times. If you are at a party with a woman who you think will falsely accuse you of sexual assault, limit your alcohol consumption. She is free to drink, but your impaired judgment is not an excuse for

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The first #MeToo experience I remember was when a 20-something friend of my dad tried to kiss me. I was 10 or 11. You know, marriage age in Alabama. My dad said it couldn't have happened because, "Joe only goes for pretty girls" like my sister. Did you know if you smother an adult and you're only 10, they don't put you in jail? Now they tell me! When I sat down to make a list of the #metoo experiences

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Are you a sick pervert who is afraid that your behavior could ruin your career for a long nine months for sexual assault or even land you in prison? We feel your pain! And that’s why we’ve developed these remarkable new apps that can help you fight your natural urges to commit sexual assault. GrannyBlock – The ultimate app for stopping perverted thoughts from becoming actions. Click on the apple pie icon and a sweet grandmother will pop up on

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It seems that everywhere you look these days, there’s a white woman yelling at people of color. The apparent offenses vary from selling lemonade or having a barbecue in public, to blocking the sunlight as a white woman tries to darken her skin (the irony apparently being blocked from her as well). Now, some of these ladies are just plain drunk or high. It’s clear from the cell phone videos: they slur their words and wear tube tops in public,

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