There appears to be a vast difference between the form and function of men's underwear versus women's underwear. Men's underwear fulfills the basic purpose of underwear, in that it protects his outer pants from unexpected bodily accidents.  Their underwear, which costs very little, is constructed of a piece of plain, white, serviceable, and comfortable cotton large enough to upholster an ottoman. There is nothing sexy, or even vaguely appealing about them. Apparently, men feel that during foreplay, once they have

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Men can be Silver Foxes, but can women? Popular culture is without a complimentary term for women with grey hair. Correction: there is no term aside from “old hag” and “frumpy cat lady” that describes women with grey hair. Perhaps I am wrong. I would very much like to be wrong. Please correct me! Men age like a fine wine, or perhaps a European cheese. In stark contrast, women’s aging is described in terms of rotting fruit. These are the

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I’m a hiker. After 30 years of hiking, I thought I had seen everything, until I saw the man with no pants. Yep, a forest flasher... in a public park. I stepped off the wooded trail and there he stood across the parking lot, when suddenly he unzipped and “released the beast.” Yikes! Gross! Hey! Is that for real? That cannot possibly be real! No wonder he wanted to show it off. If that man is not in the adult

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To the woman who washes her bra after every wear, I’m not a hater. It’s just that, well, the rest of us are having a hard time living up. See, I’ve noticed your impeccable manicure on Snapchat and your perfectly weeded garden on Facebook. I wasn’t aware it was possible to have both. My garden hasn’t been tended in months and still my nails are a wreck. To the woman who always remembers her reusable grocery bags: Good for you.

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