During my annual gynecological exam my gynecologist let me know that I have a long vagina. He cheerfully made this announcement while inserting the speculum with the same finesse as…
Laura Magnani

Born 1989, Syndrome. Distinguishing features: I never shut up; I try but must always say what’s on my mind. I love red wine and beers sitting on church steps. I never leave the house without red lipstick or cynicism.
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Face masks are one of the rituals I enjoy when my skin starts to look a little jaundiced, greasy and I have so many blackheads that they start flirting with…