Some man owes me $517, 248. I don’t care what man signs the check or deposits money in my PayPal account, but I absolutely will not take my payment in Bitcoin. What am I, a wizard? I’ve been working full time since 1978 and wondered just how much money I’ve been screwed out of due to the fact that I have an innie rather than an outie, so I looked it up online. I should have drunk heavily beforehand or

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We grow up on a diet of societal rhetoric. From the time we are little, we are dictated to – either outright or through a thousand subliminal daggers to the brain. We are told what to eat, what to wear, who to emulate, what to listen to, what is best for us and what we need (like a hole in the head).  And like the good little sheepies we are, we obey orders. We fall into line. We toe the

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We all know that real beauty comes from inside, but sometimes a little push from the outside also helps. Here is a guide on how to take a lousy job and use it to improve your looks. You can still use your regular moisturizer though, if you want to accelerate the rejuvenation process. Start by imagining you are over forty. Let’s say you've almost reached the amazing 50s and you decide to take a student job. It's not because you

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Don't be a slut. Our society has reliably been run by men because they are much smarter and stronger than women. And that's how things should be. Men are intelligent, rational and steady, and therefore much better at decision making than women, who are irrational, emotional and have no idea what is good for them. Unfortunately, this optimal world order is being undermined by sluts. Just look at all the carnage coming out of #Metoo and #TimesUp. And that Harvey

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