From: saturninaquarius@dailyhoroscopes.net Subject: My Return I am on my way! Can’t wait to see you. It’s been so long. 29 years right? Prepare yourself. I like to get wild. Wow.…
Aging
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LISTEN TO LEIGH ANNE JASHEWAY ON THE ORIGINAL SYNDROME PODCAST Ageism is a thing. A nasty thing. Like old age itself, ageism creeps, slowly sagging, rotting from the inside, pulling…
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Notable Greek-American Dr. George Papanicolaou did not win a Nobel Prize in Medicine, though he was nominated several times. Instead, he got a 13-cent stamp and name recognition. Women the…
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Everyone in my family had a strong opinion about where we should go for my birthday. I don’t know how the Kardashians agree on vacation destinations. But after an onslaught…
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I dislike it when the media labels any woman over a certain age as “grandmother.” Especially if that age is, say, 45. It seems that if someone has gray hair…
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October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Next to skin cancer, breast cancer is the most commonly diagnosed cancer among American women. One in eight women will develop invasive breast…
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There was a time in my life when being shaken awake at 3:00 am likely held a promise of some sort of fun shenanigans. But since having kids, more often…
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AgingHealth & Beauty
Knee Surgery Was Easy Compared to These Pain-in-the-Ass Comments
by Lynn Colwellby Lynn ColwellKnee surgery is a hell of an experience, especially considering all the comments I’ve received. The last time I felt so consumed by physical pain, I was lying spread-eagle with…
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When you’re a man, turning 40 is a sexy, irresistible, gray-haired rite of passage. A sports car, a new tattoo and an affair with a 26-year-old fashion blogger, almost make…
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No one ever asks menopausal women how to solve global warming, which is a damned shame because we’ve experienced personal climate change AND lived through it. It seems like we’d…