Knee surgery is a hell of an experience, especially considering all the comments I’ve received. The last time I felt so consumed by physical pain, I was lying spread-eagle with…
Aging
- When you’re a man, turning 40 is a sexy, irresistible, gray-haired rite of passage. A sports car, a new tattoo and an affair with a 26-year-old fashion blogger, almost make…
- No one ever asks menopausal women how to solve global warming, which is a damned shame because we’ve experienced personal climate change AND lived through it. It seems like we’d…
- MY AGING BRAIN: A FLEA MARKET OF USELESS INFORMATION When I was a schoolgirl, I absorbed information effortlessly. Newly acquired data rolled into my brain, where it was instantaneously…
- Men can be Silver Foxes, but can women? Popular culture is without a complimentary term for women with grey hair. Correction: there is no term aside from “old hag” and…
- Things are changing inside my body. I suspect it's that peri-menopause thing setting in. Sort of like a special kind of global warming for women over 40. It started with…
- Yes, I am a woman over 60! I've got all the sage advice you need right here, right now. 1. For 50+ years, a woman’s boobs hang midway between her…
- When I was young I didn’t like middle-aged women because they were nasty, rude and aggressive. Even now, I have trouble with middle-aged women. The resting faces middle-aged women are…
- We often think of grandmas as lovely old ladies who play bridge, decorate their homes with collectable figurines and share stories about their cats - this is definitely my husband’s…
- Let’s face it, no one wants to look their age because that would be tantamount to admitting that time and gravity are real and that we all get O-L-D…
