Dating

It’s National Humor Month, so naturally I’m thinking of all the ways that my dating life is a joke. Specifically, the revolving list of cartoonishly horny men that I keep…

Nothing like Valentine’s Day to take a trip down memory lane (aka Hell Avenue) and reflect on my rocky dating past. Basically, if you are feeling badly about your dating…

And now it all makes perfect sense. As much sense as dating, starting to fall in love with, and being dumped by a vampire can possibly make. The just-shy-of-four-weeks-affair that…

These men always continue to outdo themselves—and I mean that in the worst way possible. Dating is hard enough. Add a pandemic, the paradox of choice when it comes to…

There seem to be way too many men today who’d like women to return to the ‘50s – before women got all uppity and decided they deserved jobs and bodily…

In your attempt to avoid your friend who keeps badgering you about “getting out there,” you download the latest dating app with the hope the algorithm can do a better…

If you’re a heterosexual woman, you may find yourself months or even years into a relationship with a man before it hits you: this dude is a misogynist. As someone…

Anti-abortion laws are everywhere, they come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re terrifying—just like unsolicited dick pics from strangers you meet on Tinder. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the…

Come on, we’ve all done it. You KNOW you have. Every woman has had a sexual fantasy that involves a stranger. Mr. What’s-His-Name? who you are literally never going to…

Let’s face it, everyone is in a long-distance relationship right now whether or not they agreed to it. We’re all looking for love, but without meeting up for a frappuccino…