Dating

Anti-abortion laws are everywhere, they come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re terrifying—just like unsolicited dick pics from strangers you meet on Tinder. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the…

Come on, we’ve all done it. You KNOW you have. Every woman has had a sexual fantasy that involves a stranger. Mr. What’s-His-Name? who you are literally never going to…

Let’s face it, everyone is in a long-distance relationship right now whether or not they agreed to it. We’re all looking for love, but without meeting up for a frappuccino…

We know you swoon at the thought of a nerdy man who can build you a self-driving minivan. We hear you, ladies – if he can’t 3D-print jewelry, he’s not…

I’ve been single 73% of my adult life and this fact somehow becomes more significant as Valentine’s Day approaches. Some may be shocked by me sharing this calculation – there’s ample…

I haven’t been on a lot of bad dates. I have a strategy that prevents this problem – whenever I date someone, I sleep with him right away and he…

I spent the first 21 years of my life in China and I never experienced racism. It’s not that the Chinese aren’t racist. There just weren’t any other races for…

I’ve never met a woman who enjoyed receiving unsolicited dick pics. Fortunately for me, the only men typically attracted to me are in their 80s and can’t hold a cell…

The other day, my friend Leslie and I were doing the usual lament about how hard it is to meet sane, available men. Not just straight and unmarried men. But,…