If I were to make a list of all the things I hated as an adolescent, I don’t think my body would have been among them. I hated Joel Rossing…
Body Perception
- Vagina and I have always been at odds. Our relationship was never the cheery, pantyliner commercial I was led to believe it would be. She’s erratic and has zero concern…
The popular clothing store Forever 21 has shown itself to have some pretty immature business practices. Recently, customers opened their deliveries, only to come face-to-face with a free sample, seemingly…
- Since time began, we women have been squeezing, manipulating, and repositioning our breast flesh to suit current societal preferences. Maybe Eve wasn't reaching for an apple. Maybe she was trying…
Weight loss is the cure for whatever ails you. Be it a physical illness or struggling with ennui since the 2016 election, losing weight seems to be the answer. For…
- The quickest route between two points is a straight line. The quickest route between a fantasy and reality is a straight up lie. I’m an imposter and you can be…
- “The thing you have to remember is don’t let go,” the instructor said. I felt like I could handle that, at least. The boat revved forward, pulling us along behind.…
- I’m going for skinny cut this time – venturing away from boot cut! Yes, I’m doing it! I’ve hated all skinny jeans I’ve ever tried on. But today will be…
- Those are the three most random words to appear together in a subject line. But somehow, growing up in China in the 1980s, they describe the beginning, middle and end…
- Recently, while contemplating my history of masturbation, I realized it would make a great 5-act play. Act 1: Pre-Teen and Pre-Masturbation I don’t remember masturbating when I was young. I did…
