When I read that March 9 is National Barbie Day, I had mixed feelings. It’s pleasantly nostalgic and vomit-inducing all at the same time. As a kid, I loved Barbie.…
Body Perception
I’m sorry, but I can’t be your New Year’s #bodygoals buddy. You see, my mother placed me on my first diet when I was in kindergarten; while the other children…
An online “article” categorized my specific belly shape as “Mom Bod.” Unfortunately, the phrase Mom Bod doesn’t share the same endearing ring as Dad Bod (not fair). But don’t worry…
There was a time in my life when being shaken awake at 3:00 am likely held a promise of some sort of fun shenanigans. But since having kids, more often…
- If I were to make a list of all the things I hated as an adolescent, I don’t think my body would have been among them. I hated Joel Rossing…
- Vagina and I have always been at odds. Our relationship was never the cheery, pantyliner commercial I was led to believe it would be. She’s erratic and has zero concern…
The popular clothing store Forever 21 has shown itself to have some pretty immature business practices. Recently, customers opened their deliveries, only to come face-to-face with a free sample, seemingly…
- Since time began, we women have been squeezing, manipulating, and repositioning our breast flesh to suit current societal preferences. Maybe Eve wasn't reaching for an apple. Maybe she was trying…
Weight loss is the cure for whatever ails you. Be it a physical illness or struggling with ennui since the 2016 election, losing weight seems to be the answer. For…
- The quickest route between two points is a straight line. The quickest route between a fantasy and reality is a straight up lie. I’m an imposter and you can be…
