Anyone who believes in the power of comedy should be familiar with the women who forged the path and cracked, if not the glass ceiling, at least the brick wall.…
Hey, it’s Awkward Moments Day! If you read my last article for Syndrome, about that time that I passed out on the world’s tallest Oompa Lompa, you might get the…
One vital part of being a bad-ass bitch is boldly wearing the attitude that you’re not affected by anyone or anything. How do you let that persona shine when you’re…
I just got back from doing a training for 65 people. Upon meeting the coordinator of the event, he reached for my hand and I told him I’m doing jazz…
When I read that March 9 is National Barbie Day, I had mixed feelings. It’s pleasantly nostalgic and vomit-inducing all at the same time. As a kid, I loved Barbie.…
We here at The Syndrome Mag love learning from funny women, so to celebrate International Women’s Day, we present this fun quiz to see if you can match the funny…
As you may or may not be aware, today, March 6 is National Dress Day. That dresses need a special day, I think, says something about their societal evolution and…
“We learn to fight like bad people in here. We fight dirty. We kick balls into throats. We have no mercy. Get used to it.” Welcome to Krav Maga –…
Mardi Gras is upon us. At least I think it is. The date changes every year, occurring 47 days before Easter – which also changes date every year. It’s like…
As a young, healthy, exceptionally bright, adorable, incredibly grounded, and remarkably humble teenager, I had the time of my life my first semester of college. I was the first of my…
I love coloring outside the lines, especially in my Ruth Bader Ginsburg coloring book, but if the barista taking my order has nostril hair extensions or is wearing glitter on…
Now that we’re smack dab in the middle of fourth wave feminism (or, as I call it, “Mobius Strip feminism” because we keep having to circle back on every fight…
In a wave of “before the world was set on fire” nostalgia, I’ve been re-watching a lot of films I loved as a child. Usually such an activity is fraught…
I’ve been single 73% of my adult life and this fact somehow becomes more significant as Valentine’s Day approaches. Some may be shocked by me sharing this calculation – there’s ample…
I haven’t been on a lot of bad dates. I have a strategy that prevents this problem – whenever I date someone, I sleep with him right away and he…
WARNING: This recipe was produced in a space that is cross-contaminated with sarcasm, emotional deprecation, embarrassing realism, and peanuts. Step 1: Before you start, you have to be in the…
