I was desperate. I needed to get a life. I’d run out of lives and hadn’t yet made it to the end of the Level 10 on my game. I…
For those of you who haven’t heard, we’ve been gifted the celebrity-endorsed option to apply foundation all over our bodies thanks to Kim Kardashian. For a mere $45, you can…
It’s a brave new world out there and chances are you know a man who still thinks catcalling is the best way for him to worm his way into some…
- Since time began, we women have been squeezing, manipulating, and repositioning our breast flesh to suit current societal preferences. Maybe Eve wasn't reaching for an apple. Maybe she was trying…
The clock is ticking down. The month will soon be over and corporate America can put away their brightly-hued products created to trumpet their support of LGBTQ Pride month for…
Weight loss is the cure for whatever ails you. Be it a physical illness or struggling with ennui since the 2016 election, losing weight seems to be the answer. For…
Let’s face it, a visit to Planned Parenthood often includes having to run the gauntlet of angry anti-choice protestors who yell and toss brochures filled with disturbing photo-shopped pictures and…
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Knee Surgery Was Easy Compared to These Pain-in-the-Ass Comments
by Lynn Colwellby Lynn ColwellKnee surgery is a hell of an experience, especially considering all the comments I’ve received. The last time I felt so consumed by physical pain, I was lying spread-eagle with…
The arrival of Father’s Day is imminent. As a transgender woman with a daughter, I’m preparing for our newest tradition on this very special day by answering questions like: “Hey,…
As The Handmaid’s Tale moves from fiction to non-fiction, all us breeders will soon have our very own red robes! Yay! But during the hot summer months, you may find…
- The quickest route between two points is a straight line. The quickest route between a fantasy and reality is a straight up lie. I’m an imposter and you can be…
- “The thing you have to remember is don’t let go,” the instructor said. I felt like I could handle that, at least. The boat revved forward, pulling us along behind.…
- As a 47-year-old woman, I've kept myself occupied and even salaried by a colorful variety of pursuits: retail, HR, technical writing, speechmaker, fundraiser, actor, mediator, comedian, and most recently, hypnotherapist.…
- I’m going for skinny cut this time – venturing away from boot cut! Yes, I’m doing it! I’ve hated all skinny jeans I’ve ever tried on. But today will be…
Thanks to Florida House Speaker Jose Oliva, we finally have a phrase that captures the complexity of pregnant women: host bodies. Rest assured – its not all bad news! With…
- It was our third day as obviously American tourists, and I had grown so comfortable with being manhandled by unknown men that I started viewing my boobs as convenient handholds…
