Wondering how to surprise the badass women in your life for Valentine’s Day? Here are some gift ideas that aren’t from Hallmark, Russian bots or Internet advertisers, but from actual…
I wanted to. We have these pillow cases. Mine has an image of Princess Leia’s famous buns and beneath the buns it says, “I love you.” His pillow case has…
If you’re a single woman in the dating world, chances are you spend far too much time and money working out with overly motivational instructors or vag-bruising stationary cycles. How…
Thank you all for coming to my birthday party. It’s a thrill to have you here. On the advice of my attorney I must ask you to sign this very…
- Lay out an appropriate “feminist-supporting” outfit for him. Perhaps a t-shirt that says, “This is what a feminist looks like” or a ball cap with “I’m such a feminist, I…
I’m sorry, but I can’t be your New Year’s #bodygoals buddy. You see, my mother placed me on my first diet when I was in kindergarten; while the other children…
I have, unfortunately, met a lot of men. Because I am young (I’m 21, so that means I’m like, basically 12 to anyone over 30), a lot of men try…
Fifty miles to go and an empty tank. I know I have $5 somewhere, I thought as I rummaged through my purse, swerving down Highway 69 – perhaps the least…
Heteronormativity is a bitch, particularly when it makes men assume that bisexuals are constantly horny for sex, and think of nothing but threesomes: if only that were the case. I guess…
This is a cautionary tale, so please listen up. In the summer of 2017, I became aware of the latest beauty trend: matching your lipstick shade to your nipple. At the mere…
The summer was a whirlwind of camping, beaching, kid-wrangling and general chaos; a blender-blur of fun. My husband and myself are tired! So, you can imagine how excited we are…
As a senior citizen, I’m prone to heart-stopping moments of fright occasioned by the pop-up messages from my anti-virus program, cast in inflammatory colors and couched in the language of…
Many Christmases ago I did something for love that should definitely have been made into a Hallmark holiday movie by now. But since the “leading man” and I didn’t end…
It’s that time of year where I’ve started to be bombarded by cards and magnets wishing me “Happy Holidays” from family far and near. In between scheduling my meager days…
Welcome to the season of overindulgence. ‘Tis the season for too much… everything.. And for some reason, the bulk of the planning, orchestrating, and cleaning up after the holidays falls…
If you love to send out holiday pictures of your whole family dressed up in embarrassing costumes, but you’re running low on ideas, don’t stress out! We at The Syndrome…
