Let's talk Businesswoman with a capital B, a la Bossladies and Big Bitches. Get used to being called the latter. I totally understand this dream, for the Businesswoman is awe-inspiring. The…
I’ve never met a woman who enjoyed receiving unsolicited dick pics. Fortunately for me, the only men typically attracted to me are in their 80s and can’t hold a cell…
Weed, in many a Millennial’s household, has become a staple. Weed is a way to momentarily escape from the Cheeto-colored hell that has become American politics. And thanks to crippling…
Sometimes when I’m driving and I stop suddenly, I shoot my right arm out by instinct. “Mom Arm,” I used to call it, because that’s what my mom did when we were…
The other day, my friend Leslie and I were doing the usual lament about how hard it is to meet sane, available men. Not just straight and unmarried men. But,…
A few years ago, four girlfriends and I rented a house on the Oregon coast with our five dogs. We didn’t throw drinks in each others’ faces, toss furniture across…
I have no grilling skills and neither does my husband. I’ve tried the gas grill, the electric grill, and the standard charcoal briquette method. Everything I attempted to grill was…
- Vagina and I have always been at odds. Our relationship was never the cheery, pantyliner commercial I was led to believe it would be. She’s erratic and has zero concern…
The popular clothing store Forever 21 has shown itself to have some pretty immature business practices. Recently, customers opened their deliveries, only to come face-to-face with a free sample, seemingly…
Let’s face it – today’s reality shows are heavy on the testosterone, with most semi-scripted to create conflict and drama because apparently, we don’t have enough of that in our…
Despite, or because of, not having much disposable income, I play poker at a neighborhood bar where women make up roughly 10% of the players. (If you ever want to…
If you’re tired of being underpaid compared to your vagina-less coworkers, there’s no reason you have to sit back and accept things. There’s plenty of ways to let your displeasure…
Ah, Vegas: the sparkling adult playground offering up every conceivable vice, theatrical performance, bucket list activity (hang out of a helicopter and fire machine guns at desert targets, anyone?), exorbitantly…
Dear United States Women’s National Soccer Team, Congratulations on winning the 2019 Women’s World Cup! What a spectacular win. What a tournament! You gave the world a show and we’re…
I was desperate. I needed to get a life. I’d run out of lives and hadn’t yet made it to the end of the Level 10 on my game. I…
For those of you who haven’t heard, we’ve been gifted the celebrity-endorsed option to apply foundation all over our bodies thanks to Kim Kardashian. For a mere $45, you can…
