During my annual gynecological exam my gynecologist let me know that I have a long vagina. He cheerfully made this announcement while inserting the speculum with the same finesse as Buffy the Vampire Slayer when she plants stakes in hearts.
So, I have a long vagina... I begin to wonder how long.
Isn’t it supposed to be either wide or tight?
My imagination went wild. So what he's saying is… if I were a guy I would have a very large penis!
It’s obvious, I am above average.
I have a super power.
I have a super vagina.