Many still suggest the Obama-era policy of integrating women into combat completely undermines our military readiness. Listen, I get it. I know I am not your first choice, but I swear…
Stacey Zapalac

Stacey Zapalac (@smzapalac) is a humor writer and satirist based in Chicago, IL. She is a graduate of The Second City Satire Writing Program and is featured on humor sites such as McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Second City Network, The Belladonna Comedy, and many more.