- Sluts live longer!
- Hospital announces no male nurses to be hired due to shortage of large scrubs
- Suddenly, everyone understands consent
- Are male politicians likeable enough?
- Chocolate cake makes you younger, thinner, and smarter
- Boys fight school’s dress code requiring them to wear kilts
- Scientists weigh in: There is no such thing as “resting bitch face”
- Your parenting skills are fine and your kids won’t turn out to be sociopaths
- Viagra banned for men over 45
- Could women solve global warming? Let’s ask 4,000 female scientists (and really listen)
- Republican party announces they were lying about post-birth abortions and everything else
- Gravitational shift recorded: Turns out we all weigh 20 lbs. less than we thought
- Men flock to demand male birth control pill
- Jeff Bezos donates his annual salary to nation’s struggling single mothers
- We finally answer the question “Are men funny?” Hint: Not as funny as they think they are
- Women’s trends for spring: Comfortable shoes and pants with deep pockets
- Men who send dick pics now face prison time
- Take-out is better for your mental health than home-cooked meals
- New bill would require men to watch video of grandmothers before masturbating
- 61 ways he can do more to please you in bed
