I looked out through the passenger-side window at a man holding the handles of a large wet bag of KFC, standing at the corner crosswalk, seemingly indifferent to the soggy…
My background is mostly in digital marketing, advocacy, comedy, and finding ways to duplicate meager sums. I’m originally from Portland, OR, but I’ve spent most of my adult life between San Francisco and Seattle with a brief stint around Europe where I worked with various news agencies producing pieces that advocated for disability rights. I’ve spent a large portion of my life trying to gain equality for some of my smaller attributes, so it seems fitting to change lanes into some of the bigger ones for a while.
It was our third day as obviously American tourists, and I had grown so comfortable with being manhandled by unknown men that I started viewing my boobs as convenient handholds…
I Can’t Put on Pants, But I’d Make a Great Parent…Maybe
“You guys seem to have a great relationship,” observed a family member on Thanksgiving, “So, what’s the hold up?” “Hold up?” I asked with fake innocence, in-between my bites of…