Wine or Perfume: A Silly Quiz for Drinkers Who Smell Nice

by Leigh Anne Jasheway
Leigh Anne Jasheway

Sometimes when life seems overwhelming and complicated and you just don’t want to adult for even one more minute, the best thing you can do is take a completely useless quiz. There’s undoubtedly a study somewhere that shows a link between mindless quiz-taking and stress relief.

So, after a long, hard day, instead of getting drunk off your ass (or in addition to it, if you like to multi-task), why not see if you can guess whether each of the following is the name of a real wine or legit perfume? We promise we will not ask you for your first pet’s name and SSN number or demand a political donation at the end of it. Also, the Russians haven’t bothered to install facial recognition technology on this quiz, so have at it.

Test your skills. Is it wine or a perfume?

Results

What your score says about you: If you took the quiz, you need several mental health days off ASAP. Tell your boss we said so. It doesn’t really matter what your score is, but if you knew all the wine labels, you may want to switch to mixed drinks for a while. Just sayin’.
What your score says about you: If you took the quiz, you need several mental health days off ASAP. Tell your boss we said so. It doesn’t really matter what your score is, but if you knew all the wine labels, you may want to switch to mixed drinks for a while. Just sayin’.

#1. When We Dance

#2. Running with Scissors

#3. Elephants on a Tightrope

#4. Paint

#5. Forgettable Lady

#6. Lick Me All Over

#7. Vixen

#8. Whips and Roses

#9. Chewing Gum

#10. Luscious Lounge Lizard

#11. Fancy Love

#12. Mad Housewife

#13. Hungry Hippies

#14. Birthday Cake

#15. Lannister Cabernet

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