Lay out an appropriate “feminist-supporting” outfit for him. Perhaps a t-shirt that says, “This is what a feminist looks like” or a ball cap with “I’m such a feminist, I…
Leigh Anne Jasheway
Leigh Anne Jasheway sleeps with three wiener dogs to scare men away. It’s totally working. A comedy writer, stand-up comic, and humorous motivational speaker for 25 years (yes, she started in-utero!), Leigh Anne has written 25 books, 18 years of humor columns, buttons, magnets, bumper stickers, ransom notes, excuses, aprons (“Hi, my other apron burned in the fire” is hers), sarcastic comments around chalk outlines, and top 10 lists in the fog on strangers’ bathroom mirrors. She won the Erma Bombeck Humor Writing Award for her true story on how her first mammogram caught on fire and once hosted her own radio show called The Giggle Spot. Most guys couldn’t find it on the dial.
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Many Christmases ago I did something for love that should definitely have been made into a Hallmark holiday movie by now. But since the “leading man” and I didn’t end…
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Lately, my Facebook feed has been filled with ads for the Embr Wave, a personal temperature control device. This wrist-worn high-tech doohickey senses skin temperature and emits warming or cooling…
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I’m not a big fan of horror movies, especially these days when just reading my Twitter feed feels like I’ve wandered into the foggy woods with an axe-wielding serial killer…
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I don’t know about you, but whenever I see someone open-carrying a weapon, I leave that spot immediately. I don’t care if it’s my favorite grocery store, the movie theater,…
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I recently decided to try being overconfident in myself, like a mediocre white man going about his everyday business. Specifically, I’ve plunged headfirst into directing and producing a short movie…
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When Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced an official impeachment investigation into the pussy-grabbing, child-jailing, dog-whistling, planet-destroying orange mobster in the Oval Office on Tuesday, my first thought was,…
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Sometimes when life seems overwhelming and complicated and you just don’t want to adult for even one more minute, the best thing you can do is take a completely useless…
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I’ve never met a woman who enjoyed receiving unsolicited dick pics. Fortunately for me, the only men typically attracted to me are in their 80s and can’t hold a cell…
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A few years ago, four girlfriends and I rented a house on the Oregon coast with our five dogs. We didn’t throw drinks in each others’ faces, toss furniture across…
